








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1070 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7615 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7852 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4853 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5682 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,221,660 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LILHUDDY2002 | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | Gunther | 62% | 63 |
| #3 | Mocha | 57% | 70 |
| #4 | Fish | 56% | 133 |
| #5 | FGVN | 52% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FGVN | 504 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | pocket watchin | 443 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Fish | 435 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | DRAIN CEO | 272 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gunther | 214 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LILHUDDY2002 | +3.04 | 87 | 27 |
| #2 | Faizzera -iwnl | +2.32 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Fish | +1.58 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Gunther | +0.67 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | pocket watchin | -0.35 | 80 | 71 |





