








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 27% |
| Smokes | 503 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 311 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 475 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,224 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PANDA501 | 44% | 72 |
| #2 | pro_jamnik2019 | 43% | 68 |
| #3 | UPCJasiuPL | 38% | 26 |
| #4 | wisnia199 | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | Koziołek | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PANDA501 | 44% | 72 |
| #2 | pro_jamnik2019 | 43% | 68 |
| #3 | UPCJasiuPL | 38% | 26 |
| #4 | wisnia199 | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | Koziołek | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UPCJasiuPL | 19 | 0.0439 |
| #2 | pro_jamnik2019 | 11 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Koziołek | 10 | 0.0397 |
| #4 | PANDA501 | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | wisnia199 | 4 | 0.0201 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro_jamnik2019 | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Koziołek | 70 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #3 | UPCJasiuPL | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | PANDA501 | 19 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | wisnia199 | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koziołek | +7.15 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Wincent | +2.89 | 60 | 32 |
| #3 | UPCJasiuPL | -0.59 | 74 | 31 |
| #4 | pro_jamnik2019 | -1.34 | 48 | 43 |
| #5 | PANDA501 | -3.01 | 34 | 26 |





