








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 799 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2072 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1621 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1384 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $669,964 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PookieBear<3 | 39% | 75 |
| #7 | fortnitetravisscott | 36% | 22 |
| #8 | 𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚍 | 35% | 63 |
| #9 | Hetatips | 29% | 34 |
| #10 | Zeboo | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revenge | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | PookieBear<3 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | 𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚍 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Hetatips | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Zeboo | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorma Uotinen 48v | +3.94 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | Ori on farmaaja | +1.69 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | PikkuNikke | +0.66 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | Revenge | -0.46 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | Hetatips | -0.52 | 49 | 75 |





