








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 906 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10056 | 24% |
| Smokes | 13373 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 8111 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10117 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,121,396 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -GOD|EATER- | 57% | 96 |
| #2 | dee | 54% | 52 |
| #3 | ✪ MOIST | 47% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -GOD|EATER- | 57% | 96 |
| #2 | dee | 54% | 52 |
| #3 | ✪ MOIST | 47% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ MOIST | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | dee | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | -GOD|EATER- | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ MOIST | 335 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | -GOD|EATER- | 118 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | dee | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mealz | +1.98 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪ MOIST | +0.05 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | -GOD|EATER- | -0.15 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | dee | -1.25 | 52 | 47 |





