








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5021 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5934 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3543 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4107 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,889,951 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 973 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a13x | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | poke | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | wormyyyxd | 62% | 39 |
| #5 | ✪CH4RG3R | 54% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪CH4RG3R | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | poke | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | a13x | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaRoLdiNh0 | +4.21 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Zaakaa | +2.54 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪CH4RG3R | +2.30 | 86 | 74 |
| #4 | poke | +1.18 | 78 | 75 |
| #5 | wormyyyxd | +0.19 | 76 | 56 |





