








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1496 | 38% |
| Smokes | 866 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 803 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 746 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $228,583 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stef | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | kreda | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | swarrog17 | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | NoDi69 | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | kEss1D | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoDi69 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | kEss1D | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | swarrog17 | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Latent | +4.08 | 95 | 72 |
| #2 | why so serious | +2.07 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | NoDi69 | +2.02 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Cira` | +0.98 | 71 | 77 |
| #5 | kEss1D | +0.37 | 69 | 61 |





