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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 16% |
| Smokes | 971 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 873 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1286 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,477 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ccheff | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | nextlevelultimate | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Lockjac | 58% | 66 |
| #4 | YeahYeahYeah(Chill Skull) | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | RoyaL | 56% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sketchy.sx | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | RoyaL | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | nextlevelultimate | 6 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | ccheff | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Lockjac | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoyaL | 233 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | sketchy.sx | 201 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | YeahYeahYeah(Chill Skull) | 99 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lockjac | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ed | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ed | +2.52 | 95 | 66 |
| #2 | RoyaL | +2.28 | 92 | 57 |
| #3 | Lockjac | +1.28 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | sketchy.sx | +1.14 | 83 | 75 |
| #5 | ash | +0.65 | 75 | 47 |





