








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6629 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4163 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6037 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3454 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,777,731 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 695 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4lcon | 54% | 331 |
| #2 | Flipper | 53% | 83 |
| #3 | BigBalli | 53% | 284 |
| #4 | MadsVestas | 51% | 300 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4lcon | 54% | 331 |
| #2 | Flipper | 53% | 83 |
| #3 | BigBalli | 53% | 284 |
| #4 | MadsVestas | 51% | 300 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadsVestas | 55 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | BigBalli | 25 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | F4lcon | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Flipper | 12 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4lcon | 1279 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #2 | BigBalli | 838 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | MadsVestas | 570 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Flipper | 213 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1geon | +1.92 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | F4lcon | +0.92 | 57 | 83 |
| #3 | BigBalli | -0.60 | 58 | 75 |
| #4 | Flipper | -0.64 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | MadsVestas | -2.22 | 63 | 45 |





