








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9508 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6397 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8339 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6904 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,499,608 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redyz ^_^ | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | ★MikkoKoo | 53% | 87 |
| #3 | Tooni | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Aleksi22 | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redyz ^_^ | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | ★MikkoKoo | 53% | 87 |
| #3 | Tooni | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Aleksi22 | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi22 | 38 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Tooni | 25 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Redyz ^_^ | 18 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | ★MikkoKoo | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi22 | 278 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tooni | 221 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ★MikkoKoo | 204 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Redyz ^_^ | 85 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redyz ^_^ | +5.33 | 90 | 45 |
| #2 | Snake | +4.64 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Tooni | +1.32 | 55 | 52 |
| #4 | ★MikkoKoo | -0.40 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | Aleksi22 | -2.87 | 27 | 46 |





