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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2706 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3526 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2539 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2833 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,021,175 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jennifer from IGA | 52% | 81 |
| #2 | Carl From Bunnings | 39% | 49 |
| #3 | Julekuk | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jennifer from IGA | 52% | 81 |
| #2 | Carl From Bunnings | 39% | 49 |
| #3 | Julekuk | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jennifer from IGA | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Carl From Bunnings | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Julekuk | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jennifer from IGA | 127 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Carl From Bunnings | 125 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Julekuk | 117 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | тяσριcal | -0.11 | 59 | 56 |
| #2 | Carl From Bunnings | -0.23 | 46 | 57 |
| #3 | Julekuk | -0.87 | 33 | 69 |
| #4 | Jennifer from IGA | -2.44 | 36 | 57 |





