








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1334 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1358 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1930 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 918 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,228 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drin | 27 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | dj drumstick | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Dinci | 6 | 0.0236 |
| #4 | ✮ Reni � | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | chip | 4 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drin | 198 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | dj drumstick | 175 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✮ Reni � | 94 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | chip | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✵ Proxy ✵ | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drin | +2.16 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | CASILLAS | +1.80 | 61 | 43 |
| #3 | ✮ Reni � | +0.72 | 48 | 23 |
| #4 | chip | +0.21 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | Dinci | -1.18 | 33 | 21 |





