








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 821 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1254 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 949 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 701 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,727 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CATBOY_1337 | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | I love goth mommies :3 | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Blackyy8 | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Nawet arka jebie czarnuchów | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | lodomaxil | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blackyy8 | 9 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | lodomaxil | 9 | 0.0206 |
| #3 | Sneaky Golem in the pocket | 7 | 0.0293 |
| #4 | CATBOY_1337 | 6 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | Nawet arka jebie czarnuchów | 5 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CATBOY_1337 | 76 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sneaky Golem in the pocket | 46 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | dziunia | 29 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | lodomaxil | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Blackyy8 | 23 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dziunia | +3.38 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | CATBOY_1337 | +2.59 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Blackyy8 | +0.80 | 86 | 16 |
| #4 | XxX_PuSsY_DeStRoYeR_XxX | +0.27 | 66 | 47 |
| #5 | Nawet arka jebie czarnuchów | -2.34 | 67 | 23 |





