








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3514 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4255 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2637 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2824 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,728 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scopie | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | ʸᵉ | 55% | 324 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scopie | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | ʸᵉ | 55% | 324 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʸᵉ | 69 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Scopie | 9 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʸᵉ | 897 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Scopie | 313 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʸᵉ | +3.75 | 57 | 55 |
| #2 | Drizzy Drake | -1.04 | 41 | 48 |
| #3 | Scopie | -1.20 | 37 | 43 |





