








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 453 | 45% |
| Smokes | 91 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 211 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,657 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fåret Bä | 40% | 68 |
| #2 | korgaN | 37% | 57 |
| #3 | Vovven Voff | 36% | 50 |
| #4 | lum1no | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fåret Bä | 40% | 68 |
| #2 | korgaN | 37% | 57 |
| #3 | Vovven Voff | 36% | 50 |
| #4 | lum1no | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fåret Bä | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Vovven Voff | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | korgaN | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | lum1no | 2 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fåret Bä | 160 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | korgaN | 84 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Vovven Voff | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | lum1no | 15 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fåret Bä | +5.03 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | lum1no | +1.95 | 92 | 43 |
| #3 | ☭ | -2.42 | 42 | 22 |
| #4 | korgaN | -3.13 | 60 | 38 |
| #5 | Vovven Voff | -4.11 | 41 | 47 |





