








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 604 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 187 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




211 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16205 | 40% |
| Smokes | 7909 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 12195 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4407 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,909,197 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1064 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oi Cooper | +3.45 | 60 | 54 |
| #2 | Beautiful | +2.79 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Raphismell | +2.67 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | Legion | +1.95 | 56 | 41 |
| #5 | TUNOD | +1.37 | 58 | 41 |





