








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 920 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 504 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5611 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5193 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2380 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5684 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,695 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dodo. | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | ✪MirkeeS | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Seredský☆Warlord | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ GroSs0 | 52% | 147 |
| #5 | ⚡ten dobry typecek⚡ | 51% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪MirkeeS | +2.90 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | hsdelivery | +1.13 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Badyno | +0.72 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ GroSs0 | +0.19 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | Seredský☆Warlord | -0.10 | 81 | 52 |





