








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
83 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 155 | 36% |
| Smokes | 105 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 100 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 73 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $23,364 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Carnegie | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #2 | SeekNDstroy | 12 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #3 | Antineutrino | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | chuff | 5 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | ✪Singularity | 5 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuff | +3.97 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Antineutrino | +3.20 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | ✪Singularity | +2.61 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | SeekNDstroy | -2.49 | 35 | 62 |
| #5 | Andrew Carnegie | -2.80 | 52 | 52 |





