








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2378 | 50% |
| Smokes | 835 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 617 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 883 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,180 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bräk | 48% | 212 |
| #2 | $Zolid$ | 37% | 111 |
| #3 | Fittknullarn | 32% | 66 |
| #4 | BattySilverfish96 | 19% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bräk | 48% | 212 |
| #2 | $Zolid$ | 37% | 111 |
| #3 | Fittknullarn | 32% | 66 |
| #4 | BattySilverfish96 | 19% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bräk | 77 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | $Zolid$ | 39 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | Fittknullarn | 13 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | BattySilverfish96 | 8 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bräk | 500 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | $Zolid$ | 286 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | BattySilverfish96 | 103 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fittknullarn | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $Zolid$ | +4.33 | 89 | 46 |
| #2 | julia | +1.10 | 79 | 35 |
| #3 | Bräk | +0.30 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | BattySilverfish96 | -0.08 | 87 | 62 |
| #5 | Fittknullarn | -3.10 | 64 | 46 |





