








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 943 | 27% |
| Smokes | 873 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 880 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,139 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samppa | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ELzel | 2 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Mathias | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Tolppalaukaus! | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samppa | 282 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Mathias | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Unelias | 90 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | pk | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tolppalaukaus! | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copperi | +3.57 | 88 | 79 |
| #2 | Samppa | +0.94 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | Tolppalaukaus! | +0.84 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | Mathias | +0.84 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | Unelias | +0.41 | 56 | 66 |





