








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 994 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1538 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 879 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,327 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DD | 49% | 70 |
| #4 | _Peppa_Big_ | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Kae | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | Serik | 42% | 19 |
| #7 | Reki_sk8 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DD | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | ♿ | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Serik | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Reki_sk8 | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace | +0.50 | 54 | 53 |
| #2 | Serik | +0.12 | 65 | 35 |
| #3 | ♿ | +0.03 | 43 | 28 |
| #4 | _Peppa_Big_ | -0.35 | 34 | 58 |
| #5 | DD | -0.48 | 33 | 58 |





