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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 280 matches | ||
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3120 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4928 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5737 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2678 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,987,784 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exxtraricee | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | Wπͺ LπΎπ± TπͺπΆπΈd | 52% | 161 |
| #3 | Kuya BAGSIK | 52% | 198 |
| #4 | Josap | 48% | 115 |
| #5 | Lemon | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Wπͺ LπΎπ± TπͺπΆπΈd | 52% | 161 |
| #3 | Kuya BAGSIK | 52% | 198 |
| #4 | Josap | 48% | 115 |
| #5 | Lemon | 45% | 67 |
| #6 | Jingo | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jingo | 11 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Wπͺ LπΎπ± TπͺπΆπΈd | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Josap | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Exxtraricee | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Kuya BAGSIK | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuya BAGSIK | 347 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Wπͺ LπΎπ± TπͺπΆπΈd | 255 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lemon | 213 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Josap | 207 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Exxtraricee | 137 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jingo | +2.66 | 50 | 53 |
| #2 | Wπͺ LπΎπ± TπͺπΆπΈd | +2.08 | 58 | 45 |
| #3 | Exxtraricee | +1.15 | 57 | 56 |
| #4 | Kuya BAGSIK | +0.67 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | Josap | -0.69 | 43 | 43 |





