








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 712 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




264 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7041 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10045 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6718 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6838 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,241,828 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5740 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240 KM/H Kλ$€ ™ | 47 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Jaymy | 31 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | la pupa | 28 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Road to female interaction | 21 | 0.0184 |
| #5 | Nino´S | 19 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240 KM/H Kλ$€ ™ | 834 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | Jaymy | 801 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | EL CHAPIBOT | 567 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | ob1to | 321 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | Raulgenius | 311 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puxerito_rico✈ ⛟♿☠ ⛴ | +2.17 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | Jaymy | +2.06 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | Road to female interaction | +1.05 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | Raulgenius | +0.28 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | 240 KM/H Kλ$€ ™ | +0.11 | 73 | 59 |





