








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,914 | |
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1431 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1141 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1056 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,822 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | eREAZ3 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | fvon | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Dius | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | eREAZ3 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | fvon | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Dius | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dius | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 4 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dius | 244 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | fvon | 126 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | eREAZ3 | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abibas | +0.74 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | eREAZ3 | +0.56 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | +0.36 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | Dius | -0.75 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | fvon | -0.98 | 81 | 61 |





