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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 374 | 9% |
| Smokes | 931 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1484 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1300 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $639,381 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Havestol1 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | SKIDROW(LUCIUS) | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | sebasti394 | 62% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Havestol1 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | SKIDROW(LUCIUS) | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | sebasti394 | 62% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebasti394 | 13 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | SKIDROW(LUCIUS) | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebasti394 | 244 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | SKIDROW(LUCIUS) | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Havestol1 | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaboom | +1.24 | 57 | 41 |
| #2 | Havestol1 | +0.69 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | sebasti394 | +0.53 | 48 | 55 |
| #4 | SKIDROW(LUCIUS) | +0.15 | 68 | 49 |





