








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 27% |
| Smokes | 435 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 715 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 150 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,883 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Televiissio | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | pEdros | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | j0pezz | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | j0pezz | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | jKillRandoMister | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peedi | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | jKillRandoMister | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | j0pezz | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | mr.undead101 | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | Str1kc | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0pezz | 179 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Peedi | 120 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | pEdros | 64 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | Str1kc | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | jKillRandoMister | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0pezz | +8.92 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | j0pezz | +8.06 | 93 | 77 |
| #3 | jKillRandoMister | +3.67 | 84 | 73 |
| #4 | Peedi | +2.00 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | mr.undead101 | +0.06 | 79 | 49 |





