








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1042 | 77% |
| Smokes | 65 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 89 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 158 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,075 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | спасибо за фрило | 40% | 30 |
| #2 | Donquarious Von Queeflestein | 38% | 58 |
| #3 | vox | 38% | 64 |
| #4 | Moneymike83 | 29% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | спасибо за фрило | 40% | 30 |
| #2 | Donquarious Von Queeflestein | 38% | 58 |
| #3 | vox | 38% | 64 |
| #4 | Moneymike83 | 29% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moneymike83 | 34 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | Donquarious Von Queeflestein | 27 | 0.0288 |
| #3 | vox | 24 | 0.0207 |
| #4 | спасибо за фрило | 5 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | спасибо за фрило | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | vox | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Donquarious Von Queeflestein | 26 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Moneymike83 | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vox | +6.01 | 61 | 29 |
| #2 | спасибо за фрило | +3.16 | 71 | 41 |
| #3 | Melonek? | +2.88 | 54 | 18 |
| #4 | Donquarious Von Queeflestein | +0.48 | 28 | 22 |
| #5 | Moneymike83 | -6.31 | 7 | 4 |





