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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8 | 16% |
| Smokes | 10 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 21 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 11 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,343 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Ocaza | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | awoopa | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Floonpy | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | Excel | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | ServetAbi | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | awoopa | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Floonpy | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | Excel | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | ServetAbi | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | seanohare394 | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excel | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | ★ Ocaza | 11 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | awoopa | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | seanohare394 | 6 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Floonpy | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Ocaza | +5.32 | 33 | 48 |
| #2 | Floonpy | +4.15 | 65 | 29 |
| #3 | Excel | +2.45 | 30 | 54 |
| #4 | [BiH] tonisolos | +0.69 | 9 | 10 |
| #5 | ServetAbi | -4.95 | 73 | 24 |





