








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3394 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3806 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1236 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2632 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,729,088 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEEL | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | Under_DOG$_Ζ€ΓΌΠΈΙͺΦΤΙΡ | 53% | 109 |
| #3 | Yor Ayrin | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | π
Όπ
°π
Ήπ
Έπ
½ | 51% | 278 |
| #5 | SangyakX | 50% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yor Ayrin | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | π
Όπ
°π
Ήπ
Έπ
½ | 51% | 278 |
| #5 | SangyakX | 50% | 251 |
| #6 | ruxtβ’ | 48% | 82 |
| #7 | cur1ousss | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π
Όπ
°π
Ήπ
Έπ
½ | 26 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | SangyakX | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | NEEL | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | ruxtβ’ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | cur1ousss | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cur1ousss | 936 | 0.46 | 22 min |
| #2 | Under_DOG$_Ζ€ΓΌΠΈΙͺΦΤΙΡ | 507 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | SangyakX | 334 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | π
Όπ
°π
Ήπ
Έπ
½ | 262 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | NEEL | 195 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SangyakX | +2.68 | 47 | 58 |
| #2 | ruxtβ’ | +2.28 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Yor Ayrin | +0.85 | 60 | 43 |
| #4 | Under_DOG$_Ζ€ΓΌΠΈΙͺΦΤΙΡ | +0.38 | 59 | 73 |
| #5 | Bondxxx007 | +0.01 | 53 | 49 |





