








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 34% |
| Smokes | 24 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 35 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 108 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $53,912 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WahWah | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | FkN | Hector Salamanca | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | ᴘɪxᴇʟ | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | azurr | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WahWah | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | FkN | Hector Salamanca | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | ᴘɪxᴇʟ | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | azurr | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkN | Hector Salamanca | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkN | Hector Salamanca | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | ᴘɪxᴇʟ | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | azurr | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | WahWah | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WahWah | +8.58 | 92 | 68 |
| #2 | FkN | Hector Salamanca | +4.07 | 72 | 37 |
| #3 | Brickwall | -1.31 | 36 | 23 |
| #4 | ᴘɪxᴇʟ | -1.36 | 29 | 23 |
| #5 | azurr | -6.30 | 17 | 4 |





