








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 867 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1095 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1119 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $417,061 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʟɪꜰᴏ-ᴗ- | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Vulle | 50% | 143 |
| #3 | Diver James | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Vulle III | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʟɪꜰᴏ-ᴗ- | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Vulle | 50% | 143 |
| #3 | Diver James | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Vulle III | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vulle | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | ʟɪꜰᴏ-ᴗ- | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʟɪꜰᴏ-ᴗ- | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Vulle | 23 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | Diver James | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vulle III | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diver cat | +1.06 | 66 | 44 |
| #2 | Vulle III | +0.98 | 62 | 56 |
| #3 | Vulle | +0.36 | 76 | 30 |
| #4 | Diver James | -0.57 | 66 | 27 |
| #5 | ʟɪꜰᴏ-ᴗ- | -3.06 | 61 | 58 |





