








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3594 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2784 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1285 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2583 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,313 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓮𝔂 | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | mo0n | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Pikajew | 45% | 47 |
| #6 | Flauschii | 42% | 26 |
| #7 | L1NY | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikajew | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Her E-Boy | 6 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Flauschii | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓮𝔂 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikajew | 142 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | L1NY | 114 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | mo0n | 100 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓮𝔂 | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Flauschii | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Her E-Boy | +3.87 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | L1NY | +3.00 | 92 | 64 |
| #3 | Pikajew | +1.70 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | ♕[H]abibi[G]locksberg♕ | +1.28 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | mo0n | +1.07 | 79 | 69 |





