








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 916 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2233 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3938 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7934 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 7194 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,370,599 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1094 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frdy | 51% | 166 |
| #2 | Kammis | 50% | 923 |
| #3 | 257_LVN_752 | 49% | 251 |
| #4 | VeryGoodToast | 48% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frdy | 51% | 166 |
| #2 | Kammis | 50% | 923 |
| #3 | 257_LVN_752 | 49% | 251 |
| #4 | VeryGoodToast | 48% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kammis | 108 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | 257_LVN_752 | 46 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | frdy | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | VeryGoodToast | 18 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kammis | 1282 | 0.07 | 28 min |
| #2 | 257_LVN_752 | 435 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | VeryGoodToast | 139 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | frdy | 107 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 257_LVN_752 | +1.63 | 46 | 55 |
| #2 | Aimeemay | -0.06 | 56 | 40 |
| #3 | frdy | -0.32 | 31 | 33 |
| #4 | VeryGoodToast | -0.42 | 29 | 52 |
| #5 | Kammis | -1.02 | 33 | 54 |





