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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7546 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3701 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3786 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,395,750 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *PgR* | 44% | 36 |
| #2 | Boujou | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | MarcO | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Saucisson | 39% | 41 |
| #5 | °Ectera° Kreenig | 37% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | °Ectera° Kreenig | 171 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Supt£r™ | 65 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Saucisson | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | MarcO | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Boujou | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | °Ectera° Kreenig | +1.45 | 61 | 50 |
| #2 | Boujou | +0.57 | 20 | 63 |
| #3 | Saucisson | +0.04 | 31 | 48 |
| #4 | °aretcE°CarTmaN 86 | +0.01 | 18 | 73 |
| #5 | MarcO | -0.40 | 13 | 67 |





