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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1739 | 47% |
| Smokes | 698 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 335 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $970,047 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DG | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | brantos. | 43% | 132 |
| #3 | #SaveDaEart GilbertGamer33 | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DG | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | brantos. | 43% | 132 |
| #3 | #SaveDaEart GilbertGamer33 | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #SaveDaEart GilbertGamer33 | 35 | 0.0479 |
| #2 | brantos. | 21 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | DG | 10 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #SaveDaEart GilbertGamer33 | 202 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | brantos. | 137 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | DG | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #SaveDaEart GilbertGamer33 | +3.39 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Stefan | +1.86 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | DG | +0.65 | 47 | 33 |
| #4 | brantos. | -3.41 | 18 | 32 |





