








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5230 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4320 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5112 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3692 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,891,617 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 859 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zan3 | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | 76561198974775305 | 49% | 361 |
| #3 | Topska | 49% | 151 |
| #4 | ReViLo | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zan3 | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | 76561198974775305 | 49% | 361 |
| #3 | Topska | 49% | 151 |
| #4 | ReViLo | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198974775305 | 89 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Topska | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ReViLo | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Zan3 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198974775305 | 1156 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | Topska | 365 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ReViLo | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Zan3 | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198974775305 | +4.31 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | Topska | +2.72 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | Slubbi | +0.52 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | ReViLo | -1.03 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | Zan3 | -2.32 | 62 | 44 |





