








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 929 | 45% |
| Smokes | 624 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 215 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $97,988 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tjswasabi | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | mantis | 78% | 23 |
| #3 | rtsoccer | 77% | 13 |
| #4 | JC | 76% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tjswasabi | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | mantis | 78% | 23 |
| #3 | rtsoccer | 77% | 13 |
| #4 | JC | 76% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rtsoccer | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mantis | 58 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | JC | 56 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | tjswasabi | 19 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | rtsoccer | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JC | +2.83 | 56 | 51 |
| #2 | jetski | +2.45 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | rtsoccer | +0.94 | 38 | 26 |
| #4 | mantis | +0.51 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | tjswasabi | -3.42 | 45 | 37 |





