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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1605 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1707 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2696 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2072 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $976,073 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 46% | 264 |
| #2 | cr1spy | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | N1na | 33% | 39 |
| #4 | BadBNikki | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 46% | 264 |
| #2 | cr1spy | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | N1na | 33% | 39 |
| #4 | BadBNikki | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 49 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | BadBNikki | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | N1na | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | cr1spy | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 221 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #2 | N1na | 153 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | cr1spy | 102 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | BadBNikki | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr1spy | +2.43 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | Travis | +0.52 | 73 | 37 |
| #3 | Many Blessings | +0.41 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | N1na | +0.14 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | BadBNikki | -5.02 | 32 | 45 |





