








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5233 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3241 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4522 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4298 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,695,931 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Lc$- | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Sapão | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Daashy | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Ayosa_012 | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | BAD LEOGOD + BAD FALLEN | 46% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dig0sy | 15 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | -Lc$- | 7 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | Sapão | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | |B10| L0V1N | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | BAD LEOGOD + BAD FALLEN | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dig0sy | 412 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | |B10| L0V1N | 212 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sapão | 159 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | BAD LEOGOD + BAD FALLEN | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | -Lc$- | 135 | 0.26 | 4 min |





