








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1391 | 24% |
| Smokes | 958 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1902 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1548 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,692 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Care | 56% | 64 |
| #2 | ima | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | Oletus | 48% | 71 |
| #4 | VapariDeeku | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | NapuPalli | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ima | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | VapariDeeku | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Oletus | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | NapuPalli | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Leuse | 4 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oletus | 369 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | ima | 218 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Care | 156 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | NapuPalli | 98 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | VapariDeeku | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oletus | +2.62 | 65 | 45 |
| #2 | Rukkakuukku | +0.79 | 43 | 59 |
| #3 | Care | +0.32 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | NapuPalli | -0.24 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | ima | -0.32 | 46 | 49 |





