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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 908 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1585 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1360 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,517 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No1ce | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | SINNERS | K3rsicek | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | nickname | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | DLT- | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | matey. | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEMAN | +1.34 | 74 | 44 |
| #2 | SINNERS | K3rsicek | +1.23 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | zuiopsmurfik | +1.22 | 74 | 73 |
| #4 | nickname | +0.96 | 87 | 58 |
| #5 | echo | +0.80 | 92 | 74 |





