








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 59 | 24% |
| Smokes | 38 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 86 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 65 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $100,661 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spurgu | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | putty | 100% | 6 |
| #3 | asiksi | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spurgu | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | putty | 100% | 6 |
| #3 | asiksi | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiksi | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Spurgu | 1 | 0.0196 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiksi | 61 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | putty | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Spurgu | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spurgu | +8.10 | 86 | 28 |
| #2 | asiksi | +7.84 | 85 | 46 |
| #3 | putty | -0.77 | 50 | 32 |
| #4 | deva | -1.60 | 58 | 34 |





