








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 260 matches | 2,126 | |
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19336 | 35% |
| Smokes | 11506 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 12153 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12045 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,197 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 829 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antonio | +2.69 | 71 | 74 |
| #2 | LOCO BEAR | -0.09 | 41 | 67 |
| #3 | Juho | -0.78 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | SaQ | -0.79 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | Osku | -0.98 | 64 | 63 |





