








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 801 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3777 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2777 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2335 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4074 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,419,342 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Falneko | 50% | 318 |
| #5 | babYsharK04 | 49% | 39 |
| #6 | Jurchik | 48% | 65 |
| #7 | erebs | 47% | 185 |
| #8 | Krupis | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falneko | 54 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | erebs | 22 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | kapex | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | NATEO | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Jurchik | 7 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falneko | 634 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | erebs | 254 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | kapex | 203 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | NATEO | 120 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | babYsharK04 | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapex | +4.38 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | Falneko | +2.16 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | erebs | +1.50 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | NATEO | +0.31 | 50 | 45 |
| #5 | スピード狂 | +0.15 | 79 | 55 |





