








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 570 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2053 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1086 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1106 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,751,800 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kretuba | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | mihu | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | pisior | 52% | 126 |
| #4 | MysticalCat | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | 𝖒𝖆𝖆𝖎 | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pisior | 284 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kretuba | 239 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #3 | MysticalCat | 237 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | mihu | 106 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Maciejos | 51 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooms | +3.81 | 74 | 40 |
| #2 | pisior | +0.94 | 69 | 42 |
| #3 | ziut | -0.18 | 61 | 47 |
| #4 | Maciejos | -0.35 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | mihu | -0.60 | 73 | 52 |





