








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 975 | 33% |
| Smokes | 770 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 533 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 635 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,273 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1nt | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Lucid | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | apl3s | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | Qlymir | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | uRBS | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YomDilliDong.Geez | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | uRBS | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Burger man | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Kaizaki | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | apl3s | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uRBS | 291 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kaizaki | 145 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Burger man | 122 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lucid | 74 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #5 | YomDilliDong.Geez | 54 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uRBS | +3.28 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | m1nt | +2.07 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | Airow | +1.51 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | paradiso ♡ | +1.31 | 85 | 41 |
| #5 | Lucid | +0.37 | 65 | 60 |





