








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1508 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1983 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1278 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,999,058 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Road 3th | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | TheGuiltyMoose | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | Dax | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | MommyDing | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | ZyaKs | 50% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cApz | 969 | 0.27 | 30 min |
| #2 | ZyaKs | 801 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #3 | Mick^ | 414 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | TheGuiltyMoose | 138 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Trygge | 99 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MommyDing | +4.81 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | lukz シ | +3.42 | 94 | 50 |
| #3 | cApz | +1.20 | 53 | 85 |
| #4 | Lord Road 3th | +0.37 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | Mick^ | -0.56 | 52 | 77 |





