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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2347 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2149 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 786 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $346,447 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | SnApZ | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | NAF | 49% | 71 |
| #4 | Christopher Crippin | 38% | 120 |
| #5 | ✪ Flusha |buying skins| -iwnl- | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAF | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ✪ Flusha |buying skins| -iwnl- | 9 | 0.0185 |
| #3 | Christopher Crippin | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Joe | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | SnApZ | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAF | 164 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Joe | 101 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Flusha |buying skins| -iwnl- | 96 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Christopher Crippin | 69 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | SnApZ | 57 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnApZ | +1.90 | 73 | 46 |
| #2 | Joe | +1.38 | 70 | 46 |
| #3 | NAF | +1.25 | 38 | 45 |
| #4 | [DD] CAP'N COOK ↓↓ | +0.94 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | Christopher Crippin | -0.68 | 60 | 29 |





