








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 736 | 21% |
| Smokes | 730 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1036 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 962 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,699 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Broke | 37% | 51 |
| #7 | SEICSR | 36% | 28 |
| #8 | HS-Sharpie | 27% | 11 |
| #9 | ZAYZ | 21% | 39 |
| #10 | Nateツ | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broke | 111 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | ZAYZ | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hrupas | 54 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | flairr | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Urbanized | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hrupas | +3.39 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Urbanized | +3.01 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | flairr | +1.44 | 74 | 42 |
| #4 | SEICSR | +1.11 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | Broke | +0.69 | 61 | 51 |





