








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1409 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1816 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1477 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1340 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,704 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Virkez★ | 78% | 36 |
| #2 | AirZen | 65% | 60 |
| #3 | Rexeror | 64% | 164 |
| #4 | FliX | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Syra_- | 63% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Falko | 56% | 54 |
| #9 | M0leczek | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | Maciej Maciak | 41% | 46 |
| #11 | Szanowny Pan Janusz Korwin-Mikke | 24% | 21 |
| #12 | Marcello! | 20% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lugen | 39 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Rexeror | 37 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Syra_- | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Falko | 9 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | AirZen | 7 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syra_- | 502 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | I was crazy once | 405 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lugen | 305 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rexeror | 200 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ★Virkez★ | 182 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FliX | +6.04 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Syra_- | +3.08 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | Maciej Maciak | +2.84 | 58 | 42 |
| #4 | Rexeror | +2.39 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | ★Virkez★ | +1.18 | 73 | 72 |





