








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 86 | 22% |
| Smokes | 78 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 182 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 54 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,408 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Juoppokala | 60% | 5 |
| #9 | Jerska | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | Jari | 50% | 6 |
| #11 | Pervokalastaja | 50% | 12 |
| #12 | Coutsi | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raipanisku | 6 | 0.0282 |
| #2 | Easyhaler | 5 | 0.0249 |
| #3 | Markku | 4 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | Pervokalastaja | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Juoppokala | 1 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Markku | 25 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | Coutsi | 23 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #3 | Easyhaler | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Raipanisku | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Pervokalastaja | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pervokalastaja | +7.36 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | Raipanisku | +5.48 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Coutsi | +3.80 | 52 | 81 |
| #4 | Oplio | +1.96 | 47 | 62 |
| #5 | Easyhaler | +0.57 | 59 | 55 |





